I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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