I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
we should paint friendship bongs
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