420 ftw
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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