i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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