What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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