After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
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We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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