thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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