Me too!
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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