Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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