If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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