I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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