so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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