I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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