What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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