She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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