What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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