Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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