And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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