So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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