Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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