Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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