just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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