how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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