So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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