your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
