Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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