Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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