im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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