She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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