Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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