Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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