im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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