i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize