I seem to have left my pride at pride
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
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I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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