Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
she looked like the before picture.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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