Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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