your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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