if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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