the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
40s are totally the cure
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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