i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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