super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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