what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You left your underwear on the fireplace
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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