Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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