I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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