what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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