the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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