what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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