Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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