Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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