Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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