Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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