Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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