I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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