the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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