I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize